Periodically I get texts from strangers who obviously dialed the wrong #. Usually I reply to let them know it was a wrong # and/or block their # from texting me in the future. It's a bit annoying at times b/c they are busy racking up my bill if I can't get to a computer to block them, which must be done directly on my cell provider's website.
Once I got repeated vulgar texts after the stranger insisted I was lying about it being a wrong #.
Today I decided to take a different approach. It went something like this:
Stranger: "Hey do you mind if I stop by?"
Me: "Sure. I'll leave the door unlocked for you in case I'm in the bathroom when you get here. Don't mind the smell. I've got the scoots lol"
-no reply-
Me: "Also would you mind stopping by the store to get me some toilet paper? k thx"
Stranger: "Joe??!!!!!!!"
A resounding success if I do say so myself.
Once I got repeated vulgar texts after the stranger insisted I was lying about it being a wrong #.
Today I decided to take a different approach. It went something like this:
Stranger: "Hey do you mind if I stop by?"
Me: "Sure. I'll leave the door unlocked for you in case I'm in the bathroom when you get here. Don't mind the smell. I've got the scoots lol"
-no reply-
Me: "Also would you mind stopping by the store to get me some toilet paper? k thx"
Stranger: "Joe??!!!!!!!"
A resounding success if I do say so myself.
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