LOLWTF! This was advertised in an insert in my newspaper today.
Jesus and magnets together--can't go wrong!
I wonder why the one true omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent spook in the sky needs a few lowly magnets to help him heal?
The ad says it's solid copper and has 3000 magnets, with lots of exclamation points!!! I count at least 9 exclamation points, more than a dozen different fonts, and waaaay too much capitalization going on. For example:
END YOUR PAIN! Penetrating Power Of Magnets! Soothing Power Of Copper! Healing Power Of Jesus!
The ad is complete with a creepy picture of long-haired hippy Jesus with an aura (oops--I mean halo).
Here's the online version.
COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET
PRODUCT DETAILS: JEWELRY : COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET
COMBINES THE MOST POWERFUL FORCES OF HEAVEN AND EARTH
Do you believe? Wear this solid COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET for the most powerful healing and comfort you’ve ever experienced! COPPER has been relied on for centuries to ease the pain of arthritis. MAGNETS are used therapeutically to ease muscle pain, tendonitis, bursitis, back pain, poor circulation and more. And faith in the miracles of JESUS can not only protect you from physical pain, but soothe your soul in times of stress! Fully adjustable to fit most wrists.
COMBINES THE MOST POWERFUL FORCES OF HEAVEN AND EARTH by Dream Products
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