Laughing Jesus by FadingVoices on Etsy

And then the Lord said, "Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!"

Christ's Hand by FadingVoices on Etsy

Christ's Hand by FadingVoices on Etsy

Ok, let me get this out of the way before I snark. The artwork is well done and the piece is creative.

Now then. It's creepy to want a sculpture of your Lord and Savior's hand being pierced through with a railroad spike. That is all.

Put the Xbox back in Xmas

...or something like that.

And so it begins.

Woman pepper sprays crowd at Walmart on Black Friday

Fight breaks out at Walmart on Black Friday

Yes, honey, Mommy and Daddy DID get you that Xbox! You BETTER play with it a lot. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth the disorderly conduct arrest.