FMAO

Coined a new term today.
Freezing
My
A88
Off!!!

It is one of those days when frostbite sets in at the moment you begin to even think about going outdoors.

Your nose is so frozen, you can't feel it dripping.

Your toes are so frozen, you can't walk properly.

Your ears are so frozen, they feel as though you've poured chile peppers on them.

Lovely.