You know it's coming--Inflatable Yard Decor Season. Yes, right now it consists of ghosts and pumpkins, but pretty sure it will be Santa and reindeer.
I was wondering if they come in a Jesus model, so I did a Google Image Search for "inflatable Jesus". What I found was good for several full-on belly laughs. I give you Inflatable Jesus:
Here, Jesus has lost both his legs in a terrible skiing accident and they've been replaced with a double row of ginormous teeth. With shrunken legless children situated in their cavities. Holding hands, of course.
If Joseph was a clown, this is exactly how Jesus would have looked. He's got killer abs, swollen toes, and a strange Flintsone-esque shorts.
I am pretty sure these are the same ladies I saw on 9/11/02 posing with Ground Zero in the background, smiling. They really don't pay attention to what they're posing near. They just want pics for their MySpace page.
At first I said to myself, "Of course this is a joke." But then I realized there are actually people who make nativity scenes out of marshmallows and haunted houses with a Revelation Hell theme, without intending a joke, so it could be for real. Which would make it even more hilarious.
The makeup is a nice touch.
This is presumably from a nativity scene. Or Charlie Brown's newborn brother napping on a yellow mattress while people....what are they doing, exactly?
Oh.my.gawd. I SO want this one! It has wormy looking hay, a very evil looking Santa, and an odd red tree, all in one creche scene. Is there anything it does NOT have?
I have to stop now. My sides hurt.
